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do you ever just wanna shit and wipe it all over the people you hate

do you ever just burp and cough at the same time

im so humiliated. i was just walking around my house and i tripped and rolled my ankle. *skull*

I just wanted to say that I love your pfp

i remember the time i got called a copycat and got hated by my irl friend cause we both liked the same characters from jjk and kpop idols *skull*

To my dear Historia: As I’m writing this, Reiner stands next to me. It’s pretty obvious that he’s sneaking peeks at this love letter. He can be such a creep. No wonder he’s single. However, he did promise me he’d deliver this letter to you. He says it’s payback for saving them that one time. I’m sorry about then. I never imagined I would end up choosing them over you. It won’t be long till I die. But I have no regrets. That’s what I’d like to say, but there is one thing: It’s that I wasn’t able to marry you. Sincerely, Ymir.

don’t eat jack n the box that shit made me have diahraha 

dont u hate it when ur talking abt something you genuinely have an interest in and ur friends are just like “this is yimmer yammer” like mb for wanting to tell you smth i like *rolls eyes emoji*

okay, but why is he so perfect? i transferred to my new school and god, he was so nice. i wanted to cry because i knew nobody, and he just treated me so friendly. he was the first person to treat me so nicely, and his smile when he talks about his interests just make my heart flutter. he looks over at me but doesn’t say anything, because his friend always tries to get my attention. he always tries to make my day better, and we have a small chat everyday but i remember every single bit of it. i put perfume on and i asked him to smell my wrist since perfume was on it, and he grabbed my wrist to smell it and he literally took a whiff. next thing i knew, his nose was bleeding. i felt so bad because i didn’t know he was so sensitive but he said it was fine and just went on with his day. after that, we played card games and our fingers kept touching. he taught me how to shuffle the deck and he treated me so patiently. we were competitive with each other, but it was all just fun and games. i really like him a lot, what do i do?

girl stuff!!
          
          
          i fucking hate period cramps cause why the fuck am i going to the bathroom every 5 minutes and whenever i take a pill, it doesnt work and i lay on my heating pad and it just makes my stomach cramp up even more