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Gng I need fictional character Fanfic ideas PLEASE

i just remembered abt this app

do you ever just wanna shit and wipe it all over the people you hate

do you ever just burp and cough at the same time

im so humiliated. i was just walking around my house and i tripped and rolled my ankle. *skull*

I just wanted to say that I love your pfp

i remember the time i got called a copycat and got hated by my irl friend cause we both liked the same characters from jjk and kpop idols *skull*

To my dear Historia: As I’m writing this, Reiner stands next to me. It’s pretty obvious that he’s sneaking peeks at this love letter. He can be such a creep. No wonder he’s single. However, he did promise me he’d deliver this letter to you. He says it’s payback for saving them that one time. I’m sorry about then. I never imagined I would end up choosing them over you. It won’t be long till I die. But I have no regrets. That’s what I’d like to say, but there is one thing: It’s that I wasn’t able to marry you. Sincerely, Ymir.

don’t eat jack n the box that shit made me have diahraha 

dont u hate it when ur talking abt something you genuinely have an interest in and ur friends are just like “this is yimmer yammer” like mb for wanting to tell you smth i like *rolls eyes emoji*