Occasionally, I'll hit someone with my car. So sue me.

Hi, my name is Engelbert Humperdinck and my hobbies include listening to badass music, eating Nutella, and using my sarcasm to annoy others. But I haven't found a way to make money out of those things so I'm in school. Also, most every sentence I say will be a reference of either The Office, Friends, Seinfeld, One Direction, MCR, 5SOS, The 1975, Eddie Izzard, Kavin Hart, OUAT, Spongebob Squarepants, or just some things I come up with myself. I hope you enjoy my stories. Please vote and comment. And don't hesitate to make any suggestions, requests, or just talk to me about anything.