Lydia is not ilurvmoney's real name, but she will use it for her purposes because she feels like it. Lydia, as many can probably tell, lurvs money. She also likes writing in third person, which is not how she usually speaks, but she just feels like it at the moment. Right now, Lydia would like to take a nap, but that is sadly impossible because she is writing this to entertain you. Lydia is supposed to be doing something productive at the moment which you can see she is also not doing. That thing rhymes with "my trip", but you can just figure that out on your own. Anyways, she should probably leave right now and seek out more interesting, superior beings of the same class as her. JK, Lydia thinks you're awesome. Unless you are an unwelcome idiot, in which case she hopes you die a horrible, painful death. But seriously, bye.
- Stoneville, Maryland
- JoinedOctober 23, 2012
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Colette Tatum is a 7th grader at Western Middle School. With a creepy teacher and a 10 page essay haunting he...
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A short paragraph, not even really a story, that I wrote when I was bored for my good, and now dead, friend O...
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