iluvmybritishboys

"WHOREY RORY" http://wattpad.com/story/11090611

""I am concentrating!" Luke giggled, taking a pen out of my hands and doodling a large penis over the whole page I my notebook. "There, I just wrote us a new hit."" http://wattpad.com/story/11090611

""Why was Cinderella still a virgin?"
          
                  "Why?"
          
                  "Because she always ran away from the balls!"  http://wattpad.com/story/7901477

"Cause hashtag better than you." http://wattpad.com/story/7901477

"a little douche pickle." http://wattpad.com/story/7901477

"The teenagers needed to wash their mouths out with some soap; Dove is preferable." http://wattpad.com/story/4671363

"All I wanted was Luke, my 6 ft awkward penguin loving, dimpled, blue eyed boyfriend." http://wattpad.com/story/4846351

""I need a hug," I said teasingly. 
          
          "Oh no. Not with that shit all over you," he said, backing up." http://wattpad.com/story/10875918

""Can I drive?" Ross asked as he put his shoes on.
          
          "No, I don't feel like dying today." Riker said." http://wattpad.com/story/7349213

"“Oh babe, you give me the number and I’ll give them all to you. How many?” he nudged my shoulder." http://wattpad.com/story/8012425