Mari<3

Home is basically macbeth modernised prove me wrong 

Mine own nameth is fredrick fitzg'rald fazbear.  I liveth at 308 freddy fazbear’s zza, hurricane, utah.  84024.  To all night guardeth entities, this is not an admission of guilt.  I am speaking to mine own fazbear family anon.  [cov'rs security cam'ra momentarily]
          freddy fazbear: chica, thou art the loveth of mine own life, i desire thee knoweth yond.  Golden freddy, thou art mine own big sir.  Th're art.  th're art going to beest some things, things yond thee'll cometh to learneth about me in the next few nights.  I just wanteth thee to knoweth yond, nay matt'r how t may behold, i only hadst thee in mine own heart.  Endeth communication

Are we gonna have a problem?
          Did zombies eat your brain?
          You've come so far
          Why now are you yanking on my chain?
          I'd normally slap your face off
          And everyone here could watch
          But I'm feeling nice
          Here's some advice
          Listen up, biatch!
          I like!
          Lookin' hot
          Buying stuff they cannot
          I like!
          Drinkin' hard
          Maxin' Dad's credit card
          I like!
          Skippin' gym
          Scaring her
          Screwing him
          I like!
          Killer clothes
          Kickin' nerds in the nose!
          If you lack the deuce
          Go play duck duck goose
          Let your mommy fix you ice cream
          Woah!
          Or come hang with me
          And tonight we'll be
          Dirty dancing with the football team
          Woah!
          Woah!
          Woah!
          Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          It's time for you to prove
          You're not a loser anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          Guys fall
          At your feet
          Pay the check
          Help you cheat
          All you
          Need to know
          Some dead weight
          Has to go
          That freak's
          Not your friend
          I can tell in the end
          If she
          Had your shot
          She would leave you to rot
          'Course if you don't care
          Fine! Go braid her hair
          Maybe Sesame Street is on
          Woah!
          Or forget the creep
          And get in my jeep
          Let's go tear up someone's lawn
          See, you don't have it
          Watch this!
          Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          You just gotta prove
          You're not a doorknob anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          You can join the team
          Or you can bitch and moan
          You can live the dream
          (TONI)
          Or you can die alone
          You can fly with eagles
          Or if you prefer
          Keep on testing me
          And end up like her
          Woahhh
          Honey, whatcha waitin' for
          Shut up Toni!
          Step into my candy store
          Time for you to prove
          You're not a lame ass anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          It's my candy store
          It's my candy
          It's my candy store
          It's my candy
          It's my candy store
          It's my candy store

Do you believe that family is life

balls

We're waiting ev'ry night
          to finally roam and inviteth
          newcom'rs to playeth with us
          f'r many years we've been all high-lone
          we're f'rc'd to beest still and playeth
          the same songs we've known since yond day
          an impost'r tooketh our life hence
          anon we're did stick h're to decayeth
          prithee alloweth us receiveth in!
          locketh not us hence!
          we're not liketh what thou art bethinking
          we're po'r dram souls
          who is't has't hath lost all controleth
          and we're f'rc'd h're to taketh yond role
          we've been all high-lone
          did stick in our dram zone
          since 1987
          joineth us, beest our cousin
          or just beest did stick and defend
          aft'r all thee only did get
          five nights at freddy's
          is this wh're thee wanteth to beest?
          i just receiveth not t
          wherefore doth thee wanteth to stayeth?
          five nights at freddy's
          is this wh're thee wanteth to beest?
          i just receiveth not t
          wherefore doth thee wanteth to stayeth?
          five nights at freddy's, oh
          we're very much quite surpris'd
          we receiveth to seeth thee anoth'r night
          thee shouldst has't did look f'r anoth'r job
          thee shouldst has't hath said to this lodging o, farewell
          t's liketh th're's so much m're
          haply thee've been in this lodging bef're
          we rememb'r a visage liketh yours
          thee seemeth acquaint'd with those doth'rs
          prithee alloweth us receiveth in!
          locketh not us hence!
          we're not liketh what thou art bethinking
          we're po'r dram souls
          who is't has't hath lost all controleth
          and we're f'rc'd h're to taketh yond role
          we've been all high-lone
          did stick in our dram zone
          since 1987
          joineth us, beest our cousin
          or just beest did stick and defend
          aft'r all thee only did get
          five nights at freddy's
          is this wh're thee wanteth to beest?
          i just receiveth not t
          wherefore doth thee wanteth to stayeth
          five nights at freddy's?
          is this wh're thee wanteth to beest?
          i just receiveth not t
          wherefore doth thee wanteth to stayeth
          five nights at freddy's?