Heyo. Uhhh I have an unhealthy obsession with Doctor Who and Good Omens.

♤Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never eat pears! Remember hate is always foolish, and love is always wise♤
♤You INSOLENT SLUT better stop talking SHIT about my garlic bread♤

♡I'm an Edgar Allan Hoe♡

Professional hot sauce connoisseur, suggestions greatly appreciated. 

Also Nacho cheese connoisseur, I will happily go to Taco Bell and eat all of their nacho cheese as long as its spicy that day. 

Welcome to the Dark Side! On our left we have our mental health room where you get to worm into a blanket and cocoon for three to five business months OR you can go into the room connected and completely detach from reality, only being bothered for reminders to eat and shower because we don't want our main room to smell of rot and decay. At the end of that hall we have a room dedicated to watching satisfying rug cleaning videos. To our right, we have our chaos hall. If you'll walk with me, we'll go and check out some of the wreck rooms where you can destroy glass, metal, cars, buildings, politicians like Donald Trump, or you can catch things on fire. We also have our weekly chaos meetings at the end of this hall to come up with new ideas for mental health and anger well-being. 

I once had dream where I had to save King Pancakes-with-Abs (aka a waffle) with a flying llama and Dr. Strange and Tony Stark told me I was the only one that could go save our king so I got an Iron Suit to go to the Gummy Kingdom, an entire planet made of gummy jello substance. And the entire time the Flying Llama was telling me that this was a figment of my imagination and I kept forgetting that, and then I ate the Gummy King's head but when I went to go get King Pancake-with-Abs, he was found in his own syrup-y blood 😭 and so the Avengers popped up and blamed me because its my imagination and so I should be punished for it. Shit was wild-

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