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Hi- I'm planning on actually being alive again ?

Have you even lived if you haven't spent hours thinking about that one thing you didn't do and spending longer playing the worst possible scenarios in your head over until you get the sudden feeling you or someone else gonna die so you do that thing repeatedly at, say, 10:05?

Who decided it was a great idea to play golf. "You know what im gonna do today? I'm gonna hit a ball in a hole with a stick. But the holes gonna be miles away with water and sand surrounding it " 
          
          Then someone else went "brilliant idea. I will watch you chase a ball up and down miles that could've been forest for animals "

 I'm sitting on the floor listening to rain because my dog woke me up at 5 in the morning to go outside and I haven't been able to sleep since

About the Harry Potter series, Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a baby and failed. Throw him or something his a baby.

Uh.. Hey, so... I really like your prompts(yes I'm awkward) and I'd like to have a go at some of them(despite neglecting my current book). Is there a way I can give credit or get permission to use them?

I just drank custard out of a straw

boxing is just like ballet except the dancers hit  

I was hiking once with my friend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my friend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace. 

A human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated.