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Check out my new Destiel smut <3 https://www.wattpad.com/story/170835274

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My dudes, do you want to know one of my biggest pet peeves?? Smut that has no finesse. I’m tired of reading smut that is: 
          “we made eye contact across the bar” JUMPCUT “harder!!” 
          like um no?? whose house that at? does foreplay mean nothing? like no convo???? 
          and if it’s not that it’s like: 
          *insert beautifully described passionate scene between two loving people that has spark and detail about the struggle to stay patient on the way home* and then cut to like “and with just one thrust we came together.” what virgin be doing all that freaky shit and then nut in the two seconds??? also can 13 year olds stop tagging their ‘books’ as “+18. MATURE CONTENT. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT AN ADULT.” but their bio is like “13. doctor who is life. wanna live in tokyo or london❤️✨⭐️”
          
          This has been a service announcement. Thank you for tuning in.

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also, to the 13 year olds that keep flagging this, stop
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