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I've started chemistry in school this year (yes, I do start early, I'm homeschooled) and I recently read a pun I would like to share on the topic:
          
          Chemistry? More like che-MYSTERY. I don't know what I'm doing. 
          
          I feel like this accurately sums it up

I kicked something really hard and I actually jammed my toe. And I didn't realise I had jammed it, so I didn't unfamiliar it immediately after, so now my toe is weirdly purple and swollen around the joint. It hurts and I'll be walking on it all week. I'm wondering, can you make a splint for a toe? 

Do kangaroos dream? If so, what do they dream about?? Maybe like kangaroo food? In fact, what do kangaroos eat? This is puzzling me

So what's the best way 
          to get the best way 
          to go back and say 
          that the only one that I can get the gas 
          quick enough to be a good time 
          to time and money to pay 
          for the broken souls who lose more than one year 
          warranty is it that you have a good day for me? 
          
          It reads really poetically but actually I just pressed the random words button over and over and added some line breaks. 

If elevators elevate, and infiltrators infiltrate, do alligators alligate? 

Forgive me if my work is a little messy. Almost all of what I post will be rough drafts in need of a little spit and polish (hint hint: reviews?) because i don't have anyone to edit for me. I hope you can see the diamond in the rough, though :)

I'm nobody/who are you?/are you nobody too?/