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Christ almighty what the fuck was wrong with me in middle school.

im-not-Pat-Bateman

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Ponyboy: hard pass he literally lives up to his name ugly bastard 
          Sodapop: smash?? Idk I can't look at his face longer than 5 mins 
          Darry: SMASH ID SUCK HIS COCK 
          Two-bit: Restraining order. Pass
          Steve: once again, stay 100 feet away from me. 
          Dally: PLEASE PLEASE FUCK ME IM SO DOWN BAD 
          Johnny: pass, I just don't like baby faces
          Tim: It's shoot on sight.