UGHHH first day of school today. how did it go? well, LET ME TELL YOU. 1. panic attack 2. I couldn’t breathe (allergy asthma) 3. splitting headache 4. lunch is at 1 and i only had enough time to eat half a bag of GOLDFISH (i dont eat breakfast) I AM A LACTOSE INTOLERANT 5. i forgot my planner, pencils and Binder at home 6. WE ARE ONLY ALLOWED PHONES IN THE MORNING 7. i dont have clothes to change into for gym AND YOU HAVE TO WEAR LIKE SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT 8. i went to bed at 3 last night so im running off 3 hours of sleep 9. ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BARELY ANY CLASSES TOGETHER 10. the teachers name starts like, Cunning AND I KEEP SAYING CUMMING 11. she kept mentioning Axe Body Spray AND I KEPT THINKING OF FUNDSYS AXE! 12. i kept misreading snuff 13. IM SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD A GIRL COMPLIMENTED MY PUNZ MERCH AND I JUST LAUGHED 14. I started passing out in class but was to embarrassed to ask for help Dx And i could go on
