STORY TIME (WHOOP WHOOP):
I remember this one time when I was backstage during play practice and I found a nickel and penny on the ground...
I yelled out MINE like one of the seagulls from Nemo during a conversation and everyone stopped what they were doing. So I dived towards it.
Too bad someone else did the same thing. Luckily, with my greedy hands I picked them up first and, being the nice person I was...
You know what? I think there was a quarter in there somewhere.
Anywhooo
I kept the nickel and penny and gave the girl the quarter.
THE END