Hey,

Pick 1 or 2 and Read the Intro you picked:

1) 
Wow...you took the time to look at my account....I feel so honored XD. 

K all the jokes aside, please follow me...cause it feels good. 

And be sure to check out my stories and vote which one is the best. 

Also go read "I sold myself to the devil for vinyls...pitiful I know" cause it's just AMAZING. 
Like literally.


and....um can u plz read my books. like plz plz plzzzzzzz.



2)
Read my books. I know you will.