about me?? more like: digital warning label.
name's ness gaster. minor. genderflux. pronouns: they/them. pan-oriented aroace. neurodivergent. self-diagnosed AuADHD gremlin with sensory issues and a brain wired like a cursed murder board.
i swear like it's punctuation. i write like i'm bleeding. i exist like a glitch in someone else's plot.
⚡ child of hermes. fast talker. emotionally unstable courier of chaos. probably banned from the stoll brothers' prank squad for summoning bill cipher during breakfast.
i don't write stories. i commit lore crimes. my ocs scream what i can't. they bleed so i don't have to.
bill cipher lives in my head. matpat owes me emotional reparations. tbbt is background noise. sheldon is a cryptid. i am worse.
i get obsessed because it's how i survive. i write because silence feels like suffocation. i exist in spirals and scream through fiction.
boundaries: don't flirt. don't trauma dump. don't ask invasive shit. respect pronouns. respect space. or get hexed.
quote: "i'm not healing. i'm evolving into something unrecognizable."
~ness gaster
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