this is a dead account, i'm just leaving this here bc i think it's funny and cringe:

Hey. I'm Squirrel,  I use she/her pronouns. It's nice to meet ya. Please don't listen to Ishy, my name is NOT trashy. I do write, but I took my book down because quite frankly, it was crap. But hey, a better version is back up! Also, please don't judge anything I write, given that usually when I'm writing, it's 1am or later(earlier?). I have an excuse for trashy (heheh) writing. I am the queen of procrastination and demotivation 



Basically I like a lot of things, including drarry, Percy Jackson and co, musicals, anime, sweets and crazy psychos (hi there), and don't forget the squirrels.


Always the squirrels are watching


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Anyways,


I'm that friend who's really tempted to read the dictionary for fun just so that she can weird out people with big words. (Not that I have, it just sounds amusing)

One of my favourite things to do is call people illiterate, then watch as they ask me what it means. It's hilarious.

I don't spew profanities, I enunciate them. Like. A. Fucking. Lady.

Im part of so many fandoms, it's not even funny anymore, and I adore my tea. (Except peppermint. It gives me indigestion. Randomly)

If you're sad and you know it clap your hands.
👏 👏 
If you're sad and you know it clap your hands.
👏 👏 
If you're stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy,
If you're sad and you know it clap your hands.
👏 👏 

GAY GAY GAY gay                  GAY                gay
          gay GAY  GAY       gay       Gay GAY

IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS THAT SEE THIS. IM A LESBIAN, AND THERE AIN'T A THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. *yeets myself out a window* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    GAY          GAY gay             GaY gay gay GAY
gay           gAy      GAY GAY       gay  GAY GAY



Ehhh yeah. Nya nya. Ciao, bellas.

Does the link work? I hope so. That's to my shitty art account. Shameless self-promotion: go check it out :3