★ Chey ★

BABELADE SMUT

I have to write a backstory about a dystopia and due to all my fanfic writing its, sadly, a breeze.

livin like larry

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I *accidentally* drew frerard for an English project and got a 95 
          
          (-5 because it was late lmao)

I just drew a face on an apple and now shes a porn star. Hoe'n since birth

Waiting for guffman is the best movie. I can prove it.

I'm like coffee. 
          Bitter and people have to make me a certain way to like me.

"Here's your mail"
          "Don't assign genders to my parcels"

*lady gaga plays*

effort effort effort