-DYNAM1GHT

So I went to the doctor today and uh, they told me I have ADHD… and I was like… heh
          A DANGEROUSLY HUGE DI—

-DYNAM1GHT

omg flashbacks an dieses audio 
Reply

-DYNAM1GHT

Okay, okay… do you wanna hear a joke?
          
          Uhh yeah, sure. 
          
          Okay… knock knock
          
          *silence*
          
          Knock knock…?
          
          *another silence*
          
          You’re supposed to say "who’s there"
          
          I am an introvert!
          We don’t just say "who’s there" 
          We’re gonna play dead!
          And then we’re gonna peek out blinds as soon as you walk away. 
          
          *silence*
          
          What the fuuucckkk?

-DYNAM1GHT

this message may be offensive
The universe must have divined this what am I gonna do
          Not grab your wrist?
          I could be a better boyfriend than him
          I could do the shit that he never did
          Up all night, I won't quit
          Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
          I could be such a gentleman
          Plus all my clothes would fit

imaginnation_750

Tell me what you want,what you like,it’s okay 
            I‘m a little curios too 
            Tell me if it’s wrong,if it’s right,I don’t care 
            I can keep a secret,can you?
            Got my mind on your body and your body on my mind 
            Got a taste for the cherry,I just need to take a bite 
            Don’t tell your mother 
            Kiss one another 
            Die for each other 
            We‘re cool for the summer 
Reply