worthless_simp

I 100% agree with your bio

It's currently 1am and I had  a midnight snack a couple minutes ago. I had expired cheese and it was 8 months old. I didn't care and I made a sandwich. Now im suffocating in my own shitty farts. I can't even open my windows because my butt is clenching for dear life, it hurts badly and my stomach is calling for help. I'm on the verge of tears and it's not because of how much it hurts, but how disgusting my sharts smell. 

Yo I gave this tall guy in my grade some of my lunch money cuz he was literally begging everyone when it was the end of school. I came up to him, gave it to him and lmao he looked surprised. He kept on denying the offer but I insisted. After a while, he suddenly hugged me. It was a tight hug and I didn't know what to do so I just stood there like (ʘᴗʘ). 
          He was thanking me and shit and damn, I didn't know that it meant so much to him. He let go, ran to his friends and told them that I gave him money. He sounded like a maniac tbh. I dont know how I felt that day. ಥ_ಥ

Bro! Ok so this might sound weird but like same

I had a dream were I was a boy for some reason. It felt like I was a boy for a full 24 hours and it felt so real. I wanna have a dream like that again. ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

Pleasr help I want to write a smit but I don't know who to write about plspls pls help me yall :'(

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF MY IRL FRIENDS. like today, I didn't do my English homework and I asked one of then for the answers, then she said "I don't think that's a good thing to do" then I promised her that this was the only time I'd ask something like this AND HER MOTHER FUCKING FUGLYASS SNITCHED AND TOLD MY ENGLISH TEACHER. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL BEAT THAT BITCH UP ON MONDAY. SOMEONE FINNA CATCH A BODY, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. >:(

I used to have a crush on oli theorionsound.
          Just...letting that out there. 

I'm so fucking sick of these stupid ass delivery guys getting my simple ass order wrong. Like, I'd get a cheese pizza with NO TOPPINGS on it, then some how when I get my food there's fucking chicken, chillies and pineapple on it. AND THE THING IS THAT THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS PUT FUCKING MEAT ON MY PIZZA AND NOW I CAN'T EAT DINNER BECAUSE OF THATB GODDAMN CHICKEN. 

No joke, my house was on fire and I was dead asleep. Like, all of my family members were screaming and shit and I couldn't hear a thing. I don't even remember what I was dreaming about and I don't even know how I couldn't hear the loud screaming or smell the smoke. It was my gas heater that exploded and caught in flames. Somehow, my house is fine. No dark marks where the fire was, the fire was big but it didn't spread around the house and everyone in the house wasn't burned. (〇o〇；)