Well... how should I start this off... hmmm..
Oh I know!!
Even though my username says that I'm Black Dynamite, I am NOT him because I am a girl!! Ha ha... no? Well OK!
Things I love
-Gay boys
-Boyxboy books
-light green
-cotton candy
-Gay boys
-Corny jokes/pick up lines
Things I hate
-typos
-making a sneeze go away when you say "I gotta sneeze"
-MIXED VEGETABLES!!!!!!
♀+♀=♥ GENDER
♂+♂=♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀=♥ MATTER!
╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮Just gonna fuck the world pretty much....
"(>^_^)>
I made you a waffle #<(^_^<)
But then I was like...
(> #^<)
"I'm hungry..."
(>^_^)>
So I ate it!
I love indie music like Lykke Li, Sia, Dog is Dead, etc.
Quick Fact: I find it really ironic that girls write the best boyxboy books when it's about gay boys!
Quick Joke: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins? Slippers!
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eat popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY GAY PRINCESS! re-post this!
My Books:
*Big, Bad Wolf boyxboy
*I Love Those Mexicans! boyxboy
*Mr. Plummer boyxboy
OK! I'm finished you can go now if you haven't already left!
-Peace!
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- JoinedJanuary 19, 2013
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