Your Local Dumbass

GOING TO SEE HEATHERS!!!!!!!

HELP I'M SUCH AN IDIOT
          
          I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH (IN FACT, I KEPT MISTAKING WANTING TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE FOR A CRUSH AS A KID) AND THE IDEA OF KISSING IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING TO ME
          
          YOU WANNA KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIGURE OUT THAT I'M AROACE???
          15 YEARS

*opening my goshiki tsutomu lockscreen and going past my shirabu kenjirou themed home screen* yeah, i'm normal about them

staying clean is for losers

"I know we're lesbians but i want her to cum in me"
          and other sentences i never thought i would say

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT THE OUR LIFE: BEGINNINGS AND ALWAYS 18+ DLC BUT I HAVE TO GET IT THROUGH PATREON AND THEY VERY CLEARLY STATE THAT IT'S 18+ AND I CAN'T GO TO MY DAD AND SAY "HEY CAN YOU BUY THIS PORN FOR ME" THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD
          
          ANYWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT GAME GO PLAY IT IT'S FREE ON STEAM AND IT HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD COVE HOLDEN MY BELOVED YOU HAVE SET MY STANDARDS TOO HIGH

I'M FUCKING SOBBING AO3 IS DOWN FOR MAINTENCE OR WHATEVER AND WILL BE FOR ANOTHER HOUR WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??? WRITE FOR THAT FIC I HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE THE NEW YEAR??? THAT'S GAY/J
          
          BUT IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED IN THE AFOREMENTIONED FIC, I BROUGHT IT UP IN MY LAST POST

also i've posted a fic on ao3 recently and i'm considering cross-posting it here, lemme know what yall think. full disclosure, its a sans au fic because the autism is hitting hard

listening to dancing queen while my brother listens to an audiobook of the illiad in the background is a WILD experience the chorus is playing during Hector's death 

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