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He wants me so bad ( he sent a half face picture that he also sent to everyone else)

Do you ever just feel like u need to shit but you can’t 

This dude name Micheal used to ride motercyles d-dick bigger then a tower I ain’t twalkin bout Effles 

How to shower (for the kids at school)
          
          
          1. Turn on the water to ur preferred temp
          2. Wash your hair with shampoo of choice
          3. Wash hair with conditioner oh choice
          
          
          Now, these next steps are REALLY important!!
          
          
          5, get a loofah
          6. get a SHOWER GEL, s-h-o-w-e-r g-e-I
          And put that onto the loofah
          Then, scrub your body clean!!
          
          
          Then, get out of the shower and dry yourself off, 
          put on CLEAN PAJAMAS and this next step is crucial!!
          
          
          
          Put on ..
          DEODORANT!!!!!!!
          
          
          
          Now you don't smell like hot cooch and u can celebrate

I was taking the most TOE CURLING SHIT. And then I literally!!!

It’s my birthday fr

Hi

I got this weird urge to drop in my pool and flop
          Like a fish

Childish Gambino is so fine 

WHY IS TOM ALWAYS CHEATING IN THESE FANFICS