one time i was at my friends little sisters birthday party because her and my younger brother are friends and we got her a pusheen squialmsllow and she already had 2 of them and my brother suggested they all get married and i said "a threesome?" and my friend slapped me
my friend made a wattpad account last november and she's really innocent like she introduced me to smut and then forgot what it meant and the looked it up and it also means corn disease so now they're writing corn smut