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-motleywhore

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Hello Bon Jovi,
          I’m glad Bret finally answered my calls but he never answered my questions! He just kept talking about his new daughter Pasta... or was it Noodle? I can’t remember.
          Anyways, I’m glad Gerard is finally an adult again, kids suck. I can’t wait for you to get here! You need to check out the new KFC menu, it’s inspired by Lord Buckethead’s husband, Marilyn Manson. It’s goth chicken and it tastes like the new shit. I think you’ll really like it!
          Yesterday I was walking down the street just to get some groceries and I saw Patrick Stump selling Pete’s clothes... I think they broke up :(
          Well I’ll see you soon! I hope you don’t find any Deans in the way.
          
          Love, Twisted Sister.

-motleywhore

Hi Mozart,
          The other day I was going to KFC because everyone in my country is a cannibal like that one TikTok song said. So while I was calmly eating I saw Bins Kneel there! He honestly seemed kinda upset so I asked him what was wrong, he told me that his wife had gone missing and that his daughter was hooking up with the dude from Cinderella.... so I guess Vince is Stacy’s dad. Poor guy :( 
          Anyways, I’m glad you’re coming over! Lord Buckethead is getting upset because Bucketheadland is not getting many visits, so you might make him happy even though you’ll never know because you can never see his face and the only time he speaks it’s when he’s speaking to Marilyn. Also, how’s Satchel? Ever since you’ve told be about him chocking on a pink dildo I’ve been worried about him..
          Also, Bret is not answering my calls.... I hope he’s okay.
          Well, take care and I’ll see you soon!!
          
          Love, Yisus Craist