Strap on your mother freaking seatbelts pals and gals it's the bio of lil munchie 2.0 by yours truly. 



It's been four years since i've done this but 
 #PHUCKET 



I'd just like to start off by saying he LOVES disney music especially when i sing it to him :D. He also loves hiking with those long ass spider ass legs, photography, his girlfriend elle (whom he still hasn't figured out i'm secretly married too), wine, and me obvi because who doesn't. 



He cool, he hip, he cool mother fuckin whip (i came up with that, steal it and i'll crush your soul :D) I feel like i'm making a tinder bio  -sneezes violently- JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 



LASTLY, 

Logan, lil johnny boy, stick, sunshine, my best friend for the past five years and counting, i love you endlessly to the moon and back. I will forever care, love and annoy the utter hell out of your abnormally tall being, until i die. and even then haunt you with gummy bear towers. No amount of thank you's will ever suffice how much life you bring into mine. But for now, thank you. I love you. Sorrynotsorry if this is shitty 



also, if you hurt him i will personally go to your house and force deep throat you a cactus :):):) 



Tootles 🌻

 -c. https://tenor.com/NFzI.gif