annaastolfi17

Me: um excuse me sir? I have a problem to report.
          Police Man/Woman/Child: Yes what it is.
          Me: I have a case of identity theft I was hoping you could get to the bottom of. This unknown person on an app called Wattapad seems to be impersonating me in his/her bio. I mean siriusly, who does that?
          
          .....................
          
          HOW IN THE NAME OF MCSHIZZLE DID YOU DO THAT.......YOU KNOW ALL OF MY WEAKNESSES....I MUST ESCAPE...
          
          *deletes Wattapad and throws phone on the Pacific Ocean*

immahill

Mwahahahahahaha
            
            My plan has begun
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