I run of coffee, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts.

 Im perfect 20% of the time, The other 80%, yeah dont ask... *Evil laughter

Im stubborn, Blunt and throw sass around like confetti perfect combination right?... Nope, not at all.

Tell me not to do something, 90% of the time, Im gonna do it.

Im not a beautiful disaster or a hot mess... Im that crazy ass bitch that you should think twice before fucking with. 

Wildly naive but Dangerously inteligent

When i get out of bed in the morning the devil says, "Oh shit, she's up"

Your either by my side, on my side or in my fucking way... Choose wisely