you wouldn't be laughing at my status if you saw that dream
it was terrifying
my entire childhood is ruined
the worst part is mickey went to finger minnie and it was so fucking scary bc his fingers are actually dicks ew
my mind is too twisted man
you know what you have my permission to come to florida and i will rent you my basement to stay in for a single jar of ice cream
notice how nice i am for keeping the price low
and also, you can take all my nutella but i'm still going to state the fact that you're cute and adorable
let me just warn you we don't have water here in florida, we have orange juice. we also have lots and lots of fans (literally) bc its too hot. oh and we have disney world so that's a bonus
i'm good, it's too late-or early... its 5am here and I still haven't slept. but i feel like i can climb a mountain and swim the ocean right now idk i'm so hyper atm