imnotokay_i_pr0mise
If you want to be smart dont stand on a trashcan to stable stuff..........but if you want to be stupid go ahead do it just dont blame me when you get a broken bone
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
My sister to my uncle: uncle jimmy can i take maisy to the lake
My older cousin: Hey jimmy wanna play catch
Me: Alright music know it all you ready to go *fails to pop nuckles*
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
Conversarion with the guy pt.2
Me: why did the chicken cross the road
Guy: idk why
Me: to get to the gay guys house
Me knock knock
Guy: whos there
Me: the cHICKEN
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
@_skankhunt42_ "can you grab me that dopted" "Whats a dopted" "You are" "W-what"
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
ang mensaheng ito ay maaaring nakaksakit
Conversation with random guy i just had
I'm going to turn you over so bad little bitch with your little ass and then cum on you I'm going to turn you over and then kick you out with my big cock
Im sorry man but that's like every horny emo girls mcr smut oneshot and they where just trying tk be funny writing it
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
Told my brother everytime a dog lifts his left he's gonna strike.
My dog lifted his leg to piss and he screamed and ran
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
@pretzeleater my brother did
imnotokay_i_pr0mise
@pretzeleater the dog didn't scream
XxTodoroki_ShotoXx
hi!
Imnobodynow
Yeee thanks for the follow~ :D
XxTodoroki_ShotoXx
she left theres no point in fiollowing her back