imperialdoctor
* INACTIVE !
KUJOMUSICIANS-
;; oof I had to look at this shet twice cause I was like aphra is ethnicity is more Chinese right but this is really good tho
powerhead
don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
WOOKIEESJEDI
wouldn’t your boss get mad if he saw what you were doing right now?
imperialdoctor
@WOOKIEESJEDI * doing what , hunting down his blonde bundle of joy with my assassin - like droid because that’s exactly what he told me to do ? yeah, probably.
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asyouwiish
so what exactly does the wonderful lord vader have you dig up for him ?
imperialdoctor
@freelancespacer * some kid from tatooine who’s supposedly his ' son '. i doubt it is though— i mean come on, despite my vader kink, i‘m pretty sure that VERY fried ding dong of his don’t make kiddos —
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dievoted
at least tell me what he wants .
imperialdoctor
@skywalkertm * oh, the usual. evil daddy wants to rule the galaxy with his sole heir — only he doesn’t know there’s no sole heir. i mean. how funny is that.
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batcrusades
do you have some stitches to spare ?
imperialdoctor
acc; * @bountychase hey you, i just / love / it when you call me anything but aph. ANYWAY, let’s treat your wound — the amateur way.
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batcrusades
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&& i 'm a dumbass who has an open cut - your point ? i need help , aph - i 'm staining my suit
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traitorstics
a / doctor / , hm ?
imperialdoctor
acc; * @starsdoctor well, taking my failure today into consideration, we might actually have the bloody liquid for supper — . . . in the most literal sense. ever.