BREAKING NEWS: although Zeke may appear to be an unassuming, curly-headed, college drop out burdened with an Excruciating Freightage of Self-Doubt, close observation has revealed that underneath this duplicitous guise he is ACTUALLY a yappy 92-year-old man who loves staring at his ceiling in a dissociative state for hours on end, long, leisurely walks from his room to his kitchen, and buttered brioche rolls a little bit too much. 
(the self-doubt bit, however, still stands)

anyways hi im ezekiel im 20 and i apologize in advance for being the way that i am