improbsgonnadie

Hello!! ^.^ 
          	
          	Some of you may have noticed that I haven't written anything for "dirty and dangerous" in a long time. 
          	
          	I think this is due to the fact that I keep setting outrageously high standards for myself, trying to write complex and extravagant oneshots that I simply do not have the stamina to write. 
          	
          	I've started tons of oneshots, I have so many ideas constantly. But I keep not finishing them and getting writer's block, and not uploading for long stretches of time. 
          	
          	To solve this problem I'm dropping all the oneshots that I was working on and am going to write simpler and shorter oneshots that I enjoy more bc they are less stressful ^.^
          	
          	So you'll see a decrease in story and quality in my writing for awhile. Every once in a while I will probably upload a long, well written oneshot. But at the moment I'll just be writing erotic shorts that resemble the style of pornos xD.
          	
          	Love you all!! 
          	dm me with requests, comments, or if you're especially horny ;)
          	
          	xoxo

improbsgonnadie

@pickyourpoison21 ♡♡
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pickyourpoison21

Totally understand girl! You do whatever is best for you <3
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improbsgonnadie

@so_pan_it_hurts thank you so much !!
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improbsgonnadie

Hello!! ^.^ 
          
          Some of you may have noticed that I haven't written anything for "dirty and dangerous" in a long time. 
          
          I think this is due to the fact that I keep setting outrageously high standards for myself, trying to write complex and extravagant oneshots that I simply do not have the stamina to write. 
          
          I've started tons of oneshots, I have so many ideas constantly. But I keep not finishing them and getting writer's block, and not uploading for long stretches of time. 
          
          To solve this problem I'm dropping all the oneshots that I was working on and am going to write simpler and shorter oneshots that I enjoy more bc they are less stressful ^.^
          
          So you'll see a decrease in story and quality in my writing for awhile. Every once in a while I will probably upload a long, well written oneshot. But at the moment I'll just be writing erotic shorts that resemble the style of pornos xD.
          
          Love you all!! 
          dm me with requests, comments, or if you're especially horny ;)
          
          xoxo

improbsgonnadie

@pickyourpoison21 ♡♡
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pickyourpoison21

Totally understand girl! You do whatever is best for you <3
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improbsgonnadie

@so_pan_it_hurts thank you so much !!
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GabrielHerndon

Hey its me again and I was wondering if your still doing the request I said.

improbsgonnadie

@GabrielHerndon Will do!
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GabrielHerndon

Thank you and I want the dryad to look like poison ivy from Arkham Asylum and I have one final request is for a male human teenager who is abducted by aliens who want to use him to help repopulate their planet
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improbsgonnadie

@GabrielHerndon That might take awhile but I'll get it done! :)
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GabrielHerndon

Hey if your there I have a request which is a boy x girl.

GabrielHerndon

Thank you and hopefully I have some more which is a male human x female dryad where he is and orphan who ran away from his abusive home and  he meets her at some isolated pond that no one knows its there and they make love and he impregnates her with a boy or a girl who is half human half dryad.
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improbsgonnadie

@GabrielHerndon I'll make it happen!
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GabrielHerndon

It involves a lemon female werewolf x male human who fall in love with each other they make love in a secluded place in a forest where its near a waterfall that the moon shines down on and where no one is there and he impregnates her with a boy or a girl who is half human half werewolf
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improbsgonnadie

this message may be offensive 
Hiiiaaa! 
          
          In case anyone cares even a tiny bit about my terrible writing; I would like to deliver a very informal, formal apology. 
          
          I'm lazy as heck and I haven't really uploaded in a while, I know, I suck. (Hehheee ;*) 
          
          But I would like to say that I am sorry, I really am. Very sorry. Extremely sorry. Incredibly, extremely, very, veryyyy sorry. Not making this shit up. :p 
          
          But I would also like to say that EVENTUALLY you will get an upload :o WOW the crowd goes WHEEE in exCITEMEnt ! ! 
          
          Anyyyyywarrrs sorry for the long shitpost, sorry for the no chapters (on either of my books really, but I just realized i forgot to mention that I'm talking about "dirty and dangerous") hope you have a terrible day! Haha jkkkk 
          
          Byeeeee ;*