hi, so my name is [felix]

i'm fifteen

i'm so far in the never ending spiral of tumblr send help

i am not a psycopath, i'm a high-functioning sociopath (with wifi)

i am a potato

i have a lack of friends

emo music is life tbh

i'm a nerd

my kind of humour is pointing to a bin and shouting "it's me!" because i am literal trash

i speak fluent sarcasm (and a little french)

i'm the definition of the british stereotype *sips cup of tea*

i am so awkward i swear life hates me

on wednesdays we wear black (and every other day fight me)

i'm a slytherin

i like video games (legend of zelda is life)

i would eat a pork cutlet bowl but i'm a vegan

the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club

if you want to feel depressed visit my tumblr which is @imsodamnawkward because i have no originality 

i love mcr *crafts inside*

twist and shout survivor

i have an unhealthy obession of shipping people together

destiel? destiel.

charlie bradbury deserved better *crafts intensely because she was my perfect smol bean*

felicia day is my wife

i'm a misanthrope