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Stories by imtheslime
incorrect police quotes
just quotes i find on tumblr that apply to these three blonde smartasses. these are literally so dumb but idk...
incorrect velvet underground quotes
yet more incorrect quotes from tumblr about bands no one cares about. btw the andy in this book is andy warhol