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Stares at you

People ask why I always wear stripes
          It’s because I don’t want to be spotted

Diddle darn I have no hot water
          
          Rip Hot Water
          You will be mist

Who is the king of all school supplies?
          The Ruler!

Relationships are like me, they don't work out
          IGNORE THIS IF U DONT GET THIS JOKE

I forgot my Christmas joke, I wasn't in the "present"
          HAAAAAAA
          Help me I'm so bad

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Hi! Thanks for the votes for my two sentence horror story book and the comment and vote on babysitting! I appreciate it :) <3

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