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inactive_lol_2003

Oct 24, 2021 06:09PM

As I’m writing this, the date “October 24, 2021” flashes right at my phone’s calendar app. This means that today is supposed to be my 18th birthday, the day that I grow from an adolescent to a fully grown adult, ready to explore the world that lies ahead of me. Most of my friends have celebrated their 18th birthday with cake and piles of food, ready to be shared amongst family and friends. Unfortunately, this isn’t the case for me, as one particular woman has sucked all the energy out of me like a leech. This woman gladly enters my school, taking away everything that I have worked for in the past 18 years of my disastrous life.

I used to be one of the brightest students in my school, earning the title of valedictorian back in middle school. I practiced karate, and my black belt still hangs right in my closet. I studied different math subjects, ranging from basic algebra to advanced calculus. I also studied debate, representing my school for several competitions across the globe. I practiced painting, singing, and soccer, and although I am not as confident in my skills with them, they have still made me a more well-rounded student. I have done all of these things, hoping that I could be the pride and joy of my family and my school. I have maintained my reputation as the “star student” all throughout my life, and as I entered high school, I wished that I could graduate with the title of valedictorian once more. Unfortunately, this woman, the physical embodiment of the devil, has destroyed this dream of mine.

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@inactive_lol_2003 Ahh, you must be Iwan from school. I sincerely apologize for the vulgar memorandums that Sir @DeonMcGee has dispatched on your message board. I have thoroughly flipped through the announcement that you've made on your birthday and I shall give you my sincerest condolences for your current skirmishes. 
          	  
          	  You are a warrior, one that powers through adversaries with a golden fist. You are human, a sensational and remarkable mortal being. I have always disliked Ashley in class, for I believe that she is contentious and quite authoritarian at times. She is also an avid enjoyer of the social media application known as "TikTok", a famous application used by the basic, quotidian teenagers of this current generation.
          	  
          	  Ashley has always been an unbearable individual, one that does not possess the mentality that is to be expected in a class valedictorian. Although I am capable of utilizing my 210+ IQ to triumph as our class valedictorian without a hitch, I am still an angel that firmly regards egalitarianism. For that, I've chosen to lay low and bestow onto you an opportunity to flourish as the class valedictorian of our batch. 
          	  
          	  I am aware that you are currently inactive on Wattpad, or on any other social media platform for that matter, but I simply wish to make you aware of the fact that I, Bloody Mary, am venturing out to once again channel my vigor as a fallen angel to cast a curse on Ashley. This curse shall then be used to ensure that a deserving individual such as yourself bears the title of "class valedictorian".

Nov 10, 2021 • Reply