inacuratejellybean

*coughs up dust*

Hiiii is everyone still here?

*comes back to one hundred notifications *

If Wattpad can use they them pronouns for everyone then my family can use them for me

*is the goblin under your stairs*

okay yeah 100 likes, AHHHHH FUCK WHAT? EH?

Okay yeah so, tumblr is awesome for fanfics I’ve decided, my posts getting more attention than my parents ever showed me and it’s been like two hours 

MY FIRST TUMBLR REBLOG LESSS GOOOOO (I am more excited than needed, I’m blaming my autism)

I feel actually like imma faint or some shit

Yk what? I feel like exploding into exactly 27 pieces of buttered toast.
          
          
          You think I’m joking?
          
          
          Watch eh?
          
          
          
          Okay I’m bluffing it’s actually 25 pieces.