just got an idea, so imma drop it here
kuroo and y/n r friends
kuroo to y/n: kenma told me *insert smth idk*
kenma: i did?
kuroo: no u didn’t, but your phone felt abandoned
kenma: i was just having a shower, not like i wanted to take one
y/n: kuroo rlly be giving mom vibes
kuroo: nah thats yaku, i’m dad