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chat why am I lowk pulling so many hoes rn like there’s this girl at my work that keeps telling me how i’ll randomly give her butterflies n it’s driving her insane n this other girl who gives me free weed n letters confessing her love for me (it’s boosting my ego sm bro help im on the verge of becoming a terrible person)

I can’t tell which is worse: getting dopamine hits from drugs, or getting dopamine hits from gacha reaction videos on youtube.
          
          
          
          the gacha reaction vids are definitely worse.

just had to de-feather a chicken.
          almost as traumatizing as the time I had to skin the rotting corpse of a snake.
          
          it was so disturbing omg pls send help

what if… what if I was an aligator..?
          or, or possibly even a mama..and maybe a papa as well, that was coming for you? what would you do?

chat what do u do if the hatman appears when im jorking it? need immediate answers, thank you!

wait what do i call you,, i cant rlly call you Orphan- </3

so high that i’m actually considering creating a gacha reaction video. times are tough lads. 

just watched the entirety of Next to Normal (west end) and I am not okay. I was not aware that one person could have as many breakdowns as I seem to have had during that performance. Gender.

i’m so zooted rn hoookkkklllyyyyyyy

HOW DID I ONLY JUST NOW FIND OUT THAT JACK WOLFE IS 5’10/177.8??? OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE HE IS MY BIGGEST GENDER ENVY EVER BUT I GAVE UP ON MY HOPE TO SOMEDAY MAYBE LOOK LIKE HIM BC I THOT I WAS WAY TALLER THAN HIM N MY ENTIRE BODY SHAPE WAS OFF BUT HES ALMOST THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME OH MY GOD YESSSSS