industrialorphan

yall ever feel like uhhhhcrockpot ..

industrialorphan

chat why am I lowk pulling so many hoes rn like there’s this girl at my work that keeps telling me how i’ll randomly give her butterflies n it’s driving her insane n this other girl who gives me free weed n letters confessing her love for me (it’s boosting my ego sm bro help im on the verge of becoming a terrible person)

industrialorphan

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ok but the weird thing is i’m legit not good looking in the slightest </333 not like “omg guys im so ugly and my life is a fanfic omg jake stop this isn’t like you” like im legitimately below the standard line of a good looking person bc im fucking 15 n have acne n hormones n shit 
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industrialorphan

I can’t tell which is worse: getting dopamine hits from drugs, or getting dopamine hits from gacha reaction videos on youtube.
          
          
          
          the gacha reaction vids are definitely worse.

rinneyforlife_69

@industrialorphan i love gacha reaction videos(MHA and KNY are the best ones)
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industrialorphan

just had to de-feather a chicken.
          almost as traumatizing as the time I had to skin the rotting corpse of a snake.
          
          it was so disturbing omg pls send help

industrialorphan

@EadamaR @The_Real_Miku  let’s not get into that right now.. </3
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EadamaR

@industrialorphan all your random updates make me giggle, but why on earth would you EVER skin a snake corpse?!?
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industrialorphan

chat what do u do if the hatman appears when im jorking it? need immediate answers, thank you!

industrialorphan

@The_Real_Miku me too bro I don’t want him there </3
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