"Harder better faster stronger."
                                      -Daft Punk and my ex.
These are some of the wise words I try to live by. That's all you need to know about me.

Being a boy makes me feel like a rare pokemon in Wattpad...except the fact that I'm not in demand  :_( #depressed #vaaarydepressed

I mostly write humor and uhhh...dark humor, edgy humor, F-ed up humor, and Canada.

I also have a Ph.D. in music and have done further studies in foolishness from the university of internet (UoI).

Peace out bro/lady.