@infamycheck
HEY, SIR, YOUR ASS LOOKS PRETTY HEAVY..
oh, so it IS heavy! but not THAT heavy.. gonna just take note of that here. it looks heavy ; lemme lend you a hand there, sir..
IT’S NOT THAT HEAVY I SWEAR TO GOD —
( @eatengod ) *
ANYWAY HONEY I'M HOME </3
y'know what color my coffin is gonna be? pink. & then i want big, steamy men dancing at my funeral while carrying it as my chemical romance plays.. what a dream.
/ bruv... bruv.
..hey! y'know that one day i'll die ---- i mean, death doesn't sound TOO bad..?
/ bruv ♡
you know , i’d rather you not die in the first place ?
( @eatengod ) * / bruv ,,,,,,,,,
been thinking — maybe i should actually name my cat ?
oh hell yeah ! it’s what he deserves —
( @tacticalcipher ) *
i hate you all.
y’know what ? i will name her quinn . because this idiot has nothing good to say —
( @eatengod ) ( @tacticalcipher ) *
HEY, SIR, YOUR TIDDIES LOOK HEAVY
.......... imeanifyouwant
( @eatengod ) *
...with lips ((: ??
.. damn . got me there . keep talking like that and i’ll punch you in the mouth —
( @eatengod ) *
yeahhhhhhhh senpaiiiii lemme see how those tits fart !! pfft
/ worm????
i’m leaving — i’m gone . walking out the fucking door —
( @eatengod ) *
hmph!! catch - senpai needs to get some muscle!! bitchass looks like a twig!! i meant twink!!
stop being a baby ! * he gave a weak punch to the idiots arm * shut up !
( @eatengod ) *
have you come back as a more smarter person? if not, leave.
* he gave a soft yet genuine laugh at the words he heard * so much better .. maybe it’s just the environment or something .
( @eatengod ) *
nope. i think it's just you. ** amusement intertwined with his words, grunting as he hugged back. ** okay, this is actually better than the last hug.
you’re the idiot here .. * trying to bite back a smile does virtually nothing for him , soon opting to just give in and pull the other into the tightest hug he could muster *
( @eatengod ) *
wear the pink skirt & wig, please please please PLEASE.
you — * a look of pure fury crossed his face , his hand going to swipe the phone from the others hand * i fucking KNEW you were gonna do that !
( @eatengod ) *
you look fine. well, okay, you kinda do, pfft. ** he held a phone within his hands, snapping a photo. ** thank you lord jesus --- & you too, heh.
shut up before i throw this shit at you too ! * huffing , he pulled the skirt over his waist , only then realizing that it showed just a little too much leg * i .. i look like a stripper .
( @eatengod ) *
/ hoe
( @eatengod ) * / EXIT
/ TIDDIES LOOK HEAV ♡
( @thatsgod ) * / # NOT MY TIDDIES 2020
your.. eyeliner... is.. running..
* shutting his eyes tight , he tried to make it as easy as possible for the ' eyeliner king ' * you wouldn’t dare .
( @oncestabbed ) * / big stupid :flushed: && NOO !!!!!!! LOSER
finallyyyy . [ ecstatic he is, grabbing the other's face gently as well as snatching the liner & began to apply it on his face. ] stay still or i'll actually put this shit in your eyes.
/ ....catch is a dumbass but i lov him + stfu-!!!!!! bitch
* hands now in his pockets again , he doesn’t seem to pick up on the discomfort — whether it be because of the mask or because catch is a dunce * fine — you can finish now .
( @oncestabbed ) * / WOW WOW HOW DARE
‘course . i’ll make his building lights spell it out for him ..
( @tacticalcipher ) * / AHHH GHOST