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i burnt both my thumbs while trying to make pancakes. i think i'll stick to my glorious microwave meals

So I stay at this place like once a month ( sadly this is my last time ) anyway there's a new girl and she's an army and I wanna be like 
          
          'yo I see you like bts who's your bias?'
          
          but annoyingly my shy, anti social self refuses too. Also I was freaking the fuck out when I saw her hoodie... this is my first time seeing an army ( who shows they like bts anyway)

merry christmas bitches

i made an army of like 50 ducks.
          
          we're called the royal army duck force and recruiting.
          there's also seagulls who are the royal flying seagull force and we have a swan as our commander.

i have a strange fear of going to the doctor's.
          
          like i just got home and while i was there, i first had to see a doctor in training and all that was rushing through my pea sized brain was 'holy mother of bangtan, they're gonna ask me to skip over do them scales'
          
          surprise, they didn't
          
           but then i had to see the actual doctor and i was thinking about the same thing

i just watched logan  and im fucking sobbing my heart out
          
          thanks marvel, didn't even need it anyway

so, im in one of those moods when you laugh at anything, funny or not. anyway, every time i breathe through my nose it sounds like my nose is fucking screaming and i cant.
          
          im pissing myself laughing and at times not even making a sound im laughing that damn hard.

Random 3 am rant.
          
          
          So, I was out today with my friend, her friend and my friends mum. We were taking the dogs for a walk and the radio was on. Anyway, it was playing all the same artists until waste it on me began playing. 
          
          I fucking died for a split second since that is my first time hearing bts. So, it was playing for like 10 seconds when my friends friend spoke up, (since I cant be bothered typing that all the time, we'll call her asshole) and said she hated them. Not their music, the actual kings who made it. She also said some other shit.
          
          I probably wouldn't of been so pissed if she said she disliked their music since everyone has different tastes, but to say she hates the members? Hate is a strong word. 
          
          She then turned the radio. Me being myself, spat some shit back and it was extremely awkward from then.

I just realized how much i love my laptop. Ignore this if you want, I'm just really fucking bored.
          
          So, about two days ago, I broke my laptop. :D exciting.
          
          Anyway, I tripped over my charger and somehow ripped out where the charge plugs into the laptop and pretty much the bottom of the laptop came off with it.
          
          It's currently getting fixed ( I hope anyway ) and just to fix it's gonna cost £75 ( dunno what that is in other currencies ) minimum. If they have to add parts, it could be alot more. 
          
          Also, maybe month or two ago I got it fixed again since it was really slow. I think it's dying on me. :( 
          
          Also, im terrified that I'm gonna loose around 3 years worth of shit while they fix it.