this is dumb

"ai pq vc deletou todas as tuas historias?"
          
          vergonha de meu passado 

oi, como eu falo isso pra vcs?
          
          eu perdi o interesse em MDT 

povinho, gostariam se eu fizesse algum tipo de fic? se sim, sobre oq? 
          
          would you guys like if i did some type of fanfic? if yeah, about what? 
          
          (escrito em português e inglês, pra vcs <3) 
          (written both in portuguese and english, for you guys <3) 

Coffee or tea, answer

Dian: "Are you a girl or a boy?"
          
          Agent 4: "a squid."
          
          Dian: "what's in your pants?"
          
          Agent 4: "Heavy metal."
          
          Dian: "same."