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guys im going to my dream school this week :)D))D)D)D)D)D))ES OKJKajKLjkjkjp#JU0RUEIPU9G3VJE[FKP

happy birthday me

my bortday is tmr and 'm makin strawberry shortcake, who wants to share

high key wanna write the cringiest ass haikyuu fanfic to get clout from the weird sugamama and smol bean hinata kids. the urge to gather attention in any sort of (passive/unproblematic) way is just. almost to strong to resist man.

ppcocaine made an account here and i was the 4th follower ✋

Ahhh yes yes, I can relate to this. One day I was dissociating in the parlor while doing my morning calisthenics. I began to rapid cycle through every single one of my 42,069 alters. Next thing you know I was stark naked walking down N361 in Lichinga. I summoned a taximen (taxi driver, referred to as a taximen in Mozambique). I said “Oi there singlet!” (I am not from the UK but at that moment I rapid cycled into one of my alters that is). “Please elp me!” I stammered. He was a very nice taximen and he got me to the airport. The only problem was that OVER 7 YEARS had passed. Turns out my alter “Trolli Sour Gummy Worms” who is a successful international businessman (pronouns: Businessman/businessself) had stolen the body and kept the front for themselves the ENTIRE TIME. Well it goes without saying that all my other alters starved and subsequently died. Stay grounded my friends.

say anything and i'll come back with a ur mom or deez nuts joke go

HEY BESTIES I GOT A PROMO 
          my friendo is writing a dream smp book and i figured i could try to help promote it! im not on wattpad as much lately bc im just not thriving but if anyone sees this could you just read it rq~ 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/274072357
          
          okay that's all!

my dad got two gaming monitors that are the size of a TV and i've been playing hockey for a year and i still haven't gotten the gear to be a goalie :DDD i've spent the whole time wanting to be a goalie :PPP

https://indianapublicmedia.org/images/amos-images/fig-wasp.jpg
          look at her. she's just slaying.