inosukes_braincell

my profile lowkey kinda dying im cooked 

inosukes_braincell

"taking a hot shower for too long is bad for your skin!!" so? i like my scorching hot lava water.

TheMythicMelody

@inosukes_braincell Bro I be standing there blind from shampoo screaming because the water wont cool down because iam accidently turning the hot knob
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froppsNchez

THIS. so real ongg
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inosukes_braincell

guess who has a fever!!!!! eugh im dying

TheMythicMelody

@inosukes_braincell hope you get better! I reccomend using tigerbomb
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inosukes_braincell

love is in the air . . . WRONG! shark week.

Punk_pupstar

@inosukes_braincell how in the world do you have the exact same experience as me?  Work up on v-day only to find blood, everywhere *pain*
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inosukes_braincell

@Turtlegod032 i feel like a mushed up cinnamon roll right now. im getting these random chills .. ☹️
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Turtlegod032

@inosukes_braincell the rest of my family still has work/day activities so I’m literally all alone for Valentines Day, stuck at home by myself
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inosukes_braincell

that one time i accidentally almost blew up my entire house
          
           i was making food that i was about to put in the microwave, and didn't realize i put a METAL fork in there, too.
          
           i was about to press the "start" button on the microwave, but literally something told me; "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? YOU'RE LITERALLY GOING TO BLOW UP." so, i immediately took the fork out after realizing.
          
           in summary, never let me make food. im still scared, though. i could've like, idk .. lost my life fr.

TheMythicMelody

@inosukes_braincell she was lighting this candle inside of this flamble wooden cuboard. I walked in awknolodged what she was doing and went to another room and layden down, "mamby I should..mum?" my mum comes bolting and pickings me up like am a peice of feather weight and runs me outof the house, by the time I looked back it was in flames and there was fireman and firetrucks it was loud and bright that a few momments after staring my head felt like it was spinning
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inosukes_braincell

oh my GOD i usually dont sleep during the day, but WOW. i really needed that.
          
           it feels like i can jump over 16 elephants now

inosukes_braincell

dont you ever feel so dumb that you have to look up the "road work ahead" vine meaning

moonsiickness

@inosukes_braincell DREW GOODEN MENTIONED⁉️⁉️
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