inotLevisimp666

I made another 5sos fanfic. I was weak.
          
          But it's okay, because it's just the OC introduction and I'm not starting chapter 1 until I've gotten chapter 9 of Wildflower out the way, so I wasn't too weak

My laptop fan sounds like it's hyperventilating, wtf

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*BOOP* You have been booped. Boop 15 other people, If you get 5 back, your popular. 10 you're amazing. 15 - I'm jealous

I managed to make someone happy in a comment section today, feels quite good to be fair.

I just wanted to say, your are amazing. You are a god(in a good way), and really funny and helped whenever I was having a bad day. Go You!

Who wants me to make a book of dark humor jokes?

Hey, I have another funny story time for you guys.
          This might contain spoilers from the new archon quests in Sumeru so read this at your own risk if you play Genshin.
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          I was playing Genshin in my brothers room, this was after the cutscene type thing with Scaramouche and Hapasiya. Long story short, I’m now at the bit where Tighnari was struck by lightning and there was a little electro ball behind the traveler and Paimon so I pointed out ‘Hey, there’s an electro ball behind Paimon.’ I wasn’t expecting this answer but he said ‘Maybe that’s Scaramouche staring at your ass’ I thought this was pretty fucking funny so I joined in on the joke and said ‘I don’t blame him, I have a good ass’ I shit you not, that man was shaking his head in disappointment, probably questioning where he went wrong in raising me.
          This is why you don’t talk about my ass to me, even if you think someone is staring at it just in general whether it’s a video game or not, because I will just agree that I have a great ass.
          
          Just for clarification in case anyone got the wrong context, he wouldn’t make comments about my ass if I wasn’t joking around or someone was actually staring at it considering I’m a minor and we’re literally siblings.
          
          

Ya’ll I just fucking remembered something.
          
          So basically I was in year 5 and I was making a design for stuffed bears because we where learning how to sew at the time. We had to draw about four of them so I thought carefully about what I was going to draw. We all finished them and the teacher from the opposite class came in and the first one he looked at was mine. I shit you not, when he looked at the third or second one he said something along the lines of ‘Is that supposed to look like it was ran over by a lawnmower?’ At this point I was pissing myself laughing inside and all I managed to stutter out was ‘Yeah.’ Then he just replied with ‘That poor bear..’ And I still agree to this day, that bear probably had to go to fucking therapy because of that lawnmower. Why the fuck am I coming up with a narrative for a bear I made in year 5? I don’t fucking know. Anyway, I ended up going with the first one because there was no more blue or dark grey for me to make it look as if it was wet because the part of the narrative that was already there at the time it was raining and I would’ve glued some extra cotton onto the torso. Thank you sir for being at least quarter of the reason I have a twisted mind today.

Damn, I was even an asshole in the womb. Wow.