Mr Sarcasm

Fuck you Wilbur

For those wondering, I'm still alive 

Happy halloween bitches

Temporarily unpublishing King of Aces while I change the plot a little bit. While we're on this topic, I might discontinue it because Card and I unfortunately broke up in March but we still remain great friends. We'll talk about what we think we should do with the KoA series and I'll update you all when we reach a final decision

My laptop fan sounds like it's hyperventilating, wtf

In case anyone was wondering, I'm still alive

The Peaches song lives in my mind rent free

My nephew is just staring at me menacingly, what the fuck?

I just got rickrolled by a FUCKING radio station.

Almost got trapped in an elevator, feeling good