Kaeya: "hey cutie, wanna go fight some slimes with me? *He says as he smirks *
willowza: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-are you t-t-t-t-talking to m-me?!
Kaeya: are there any other men who are freaky about kaeya around~?
*willowza blushes*
Willowza: t-t-t-t-teehee *wiggles toes*
Kaeya: well? Lets go!
Willowza: teehee! *grabs onto kaeyas hand softly*
*The two walk far from monstadt walls, and into a deep forest*
Kaeya: Look some hydro slimes! Lets go kill them (wanna get freaky) *he says under his breath*
Willowa: w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what did you s-s-s-s-s-s--s-ss-s-s-s-s-s-s-say?
Kaeya: Nothing..!
Willowza: I heard that *In freaky font*
*then they got freaky (not writing that part)*
and became fathers of 1000 kids? idk how to end this