You can't spell slaughter without laughter!!

Someone should clean the cobwebs and dust here-

hey hello I just wanted to say that I'm a fan of your fics especially that bad end friend well done it's great, but I wanted to ask something? if I can

Do animals ever think? what language would they think in? a made up one? what if they thought they were the smartest animals in the world just like humans are?

Merry Christmas! I hope you're having a happy holiday and I wish you a wonderful New Year!

Thank you for the follow :)

I can't believe I held off on addressing this for long but it's been bothering me so now I need to fix it. A really long time ago I said my personal headcanon for the youngest to oldest bad ends. But the birthdays just didn't match up and it all went to shit so I'm officially fixing it. Here is the updated age order of the bad ends, youngest to oldest (this of course is just my personal thoughts):
          Frisk
          Morty
          Bipper
          Mabel
          Finn
          Wirt
          Star
          Marco
          And that's all fixed! Anyway. . . . bye I guess. (I don't know how to end this okay)

One day back in prison (aka hell on earth, aka the bane of my existence, aka torture aka school) and I'm already tired and dead inside.

Soooooo, remember a while back at the end of Birthday Mabel's origin chapter, when I rushed the ending so I could go to sleep? Annnnnd, remember even further back in Secret and Surprises, when there were a bunch of scribbles in Journal 2 where Bipper talked about not being able to get back to Gravity Falls? I think it's about time I elaborate on that.
          
          Okay, after Mabes and Bip shook hands, hugged, were happy blah, blah, blah, Bipper gave Mabel her fire powers through a form of a deal. Then, because this is totally what sane people do, they combined their magic through  ✨Twin Power✨and burned all of Gravity Falls to the ground. So much magic was used that it completely destroyed the town and broke the weirdness barrier. It became inaccessible to others no matter what form of transportation was used. Bipper, being the dumb-dumb he is, felt immediate regret and tried to go back so that he could fix it but, like I said earlier, there was and still is no way to get back there, almost like the town never existed. To this day he still somewhat regrets his decision, but no longer cares about the town anymore cause he has a new home now. 
          
          . . . . . . Also, random but, I got an ad talking about rethinking your alcohol problem. . . . . . *looks at Evil Morty* Do you think it's time to rethink your relationship with alcohol?
          
          Evil Morty: *drinking from a bottle of liquor* . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nope.

I'm officially on summer break! *happy trumpet noises* Finally free from Hell on Earth (aka, school) and able to do whatever I want! And freedom this special deserves a song! *clears throat* (sung to the tune of the Adventure Time theme song)
          
          It's summertime!
          Come on, grab your friends!
          We'll vacation to some different lands!
          With no more school
          Or work to do.
          The fun just never ends,
          When it's summertime!
          
          Happy summer break to all of you!

It's Juneteenth people! A time to celebrate the freeing of the African American slaves who deserved freedom all along! Happy Juneteenth everybody!