leslie

leslie the ho sucker, right @pepehand ?

leslie the toe sucker, right @pepehand ?

LESLIE, in your bio it says that you are a member of the "Please Say You're With Me Squad." But low and behold, you are the one who is not with us. Please say you're with us, just for one time is all we're asking for. Snyder is hypothesizing about you falling down the stairs and bleeding, and how he wouldn't be able to look at you. Well guess what? I won't even be able to look at you right now because of how much your constant absence hurts me. Snyder will make sure it's a permanent absence by pushing you down your stairs, because we are so unable to cope with the fact that you ignore us. You know what LESLIE? you can suck on our dick!

Leslie, this has gotten out of hand. I am absolutely floored by your ability to ignore the people who care about you and wish to spend time in your presence. If you always take showers this long, I can only pray for our world, which will soon be brought to it's demise with your inconsiderate habits. If there's anything which I have done to deserve this terrible attitude that you have manifested in my direction, I am sorely unfamiliar. There are only so many ways that a person can learn to forgive someone, and when it comes to you, I am running out of them. Every day we try to make connections with you, we call and we message, we search to the ends of the Earth for some consideration from you, and we come up with absolutely nothing. We get nothing in return from you. I think it's almost time that Snyder and I should be giving up all hope for you. If we keep exhausting ourselves by trying to make a connection with you, I fear we will run out of energy and time altogether. Between the two of us, there's only so much heartache and cruelty that we can take. If it weren't for our gentle souls and kind hearts, Snyder and I would have ceased our efforts long ago. What events in your life have shaped you to be the type of person who disregards those making attempts to contact you? What has caused you to be so harsh and cold? You say each time that it won't happen again, but it keeps happening, again and again. I hate to say it, but the truth is that there are only so many times that our trust can be compromised, our hopes and dreams shattered with your inability to even give us the slightest bit of care. I will not extend my efforts to the point where I am left brokenhearted and searching for something- or someone- who will not give me what I'm asking for. I will not subject myself to more ignorance and suffering than I have to endure. It's all too high a price to pay- it's far too much to expect from me! I can't keep giving and giving. I need something in return for once.

Leslie, I am incapable of fathoming how you have managed to abandon Snyder and I. We are waiting, waiting, and waiting for your return. We are sitting and conversing, making guesses of when you'll arrive. They're all incorrect by now, due to your extreme lateness. I simply cannot imagine where you are in the world, or the realm that we exist in for that matter, that you cannot view our messages or see that we have engaged in a video call. If you have been swept away to some land barren of technology, then I suppose I can understand. But if you are in fact, as you hinted earlier, really at home showering (which by now would be an excruciatingly long shower, which must have caused your skin to shrivel like raisins), then I don't think that I, or Snyder for that matter, will be able to forgive your absence from our lives. And I hope you drown.

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LESLIE where on the world are you??? you've  been missing all day, I can't believe this. Snyder needs help... we're making big moves here. It's cookies birthday and you're not even here to celebrate. I wonder if she'll ever forgive you...?

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