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I'm soooo happy I could die. This guy I've had the fattest crush on since the 7th grade, just told me he wants to make me his significant other. I thought I was going to be stuck in the friend zone forever

because you made me smile
          
          Joyful is the sight, 
          
          Eyes shining like the brightest sun
          
          On this day, 
          
          Name it as the happiest one.  
          
          
          Just your eyes, 
          
          Unaware of all the bad.  
          
          Never falter for a second, 
          
          Grasping every bit of light, 
          
          Keeping all of it to themselves.  
          
          Oh, what I would give, 
          
          Oh, what i would say, Just to 
          
          Keep your eyes shining bright this way.

@anxgelvexrse lmao, I tend to have that effect on people

i’m so stupid i really just looked in front of me to see if u were there smh

I just realized Bakugo has sweaty hands

Well it's only January the 13th and I've already broke my new year's resolution.

Is gum just a chewy peppermint? 
          
          Here is my reasoning 
          •gum has a mint flavor, you know what else has a mint flavor peppermints
          •both have individual wrappers 
          •are made in factories
          •both contain less then 2% of natural and artificial flavors
          •use sweetener
          •less then five calories for one serving size
          
          

Mom: did you do anything good today? 
          Me: yeah I stopped a murder
          Mom: how?
          Me: self-control 
          Mom: ...
          Me: you try not to kill the guy who makes you redo the book report that HE lost 
                                                        

If a plant like grass for example were to eat another grass, would it be a vegan or a cannibal? 

Happy birthday to me