Name: I would like it if you call me Mad, cus' well, I kinda am! XP
Personality: Dark, crazy, I'm like one of those people you see at school that hang out with the emo people, but I'm not emo. Oh, and if you meet me in person, I could either scare the shit out of you, or you'll look at me like I belong in a mental hospital!
Age: Well, I think thats kinda personal, you'll find out if you read my story sooo...14

Some funny things:
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Life sucks and then you die.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.